Why in the actual fuck am I so ugly and why in the actual fuck can’t I look like a kardashian?
Just get a spray tan, it will cost you about $30. Then watch a youtube tutorial on makeup contouring. Apply extra bronzer. Do winged eyeliner, and a pink lip. There are plenty of Kardashian hair tutorials. I’m sure they either involve high ponies or big waves. Paint your nails. Wear all black or neutrals. BAM.